Our coffee is small batch, precision roasted and certified Organic.
We use the latest eco-friendly technology to ensure each bean's optimum flavor.
Sure to be the last coffee you'll ever need!
The Uprising
$18.00
12 oz Organic & Fair Trade Origin: Seasonal Blend Notes: Bold.Cocoa.Toffee BLEEP BLOP BLOOP BLOP. Reset your circuits, update your RAM. A blend of...
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The Bomb
$18.00
12 oz Organic & Fair Trade Origin: Bali Blue moon Notes: Smooth.Dark Chocolate.Vanilla Get energized. This coffee boasts a fusion of dark chocolate, and...
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Sudden Impact
$18.00
12 oz Organic & Fair Trade Origin: Seasonal Blend Notes: Sweet.Smokey.Brazen Are you Prepared? The flavor profile on this one came out of nowhere,...
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The Invasion
$18.00
12 oz Organic & Fair Trade Origin: Colombia Tolima Notes: Rich.Honey.Orange Get beamed up! A bold enough roast to garner the attention of ANY...
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The Antidote
$18.00
12 oz Organic & Fair Trade Origin: Seasonal Blend Notes: Robust.Chocolate.Caramel Our darkest roast is the medicine you’ll need to make it through the...
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The Awakening
$18.00
12 oz Organic & Fair Trade Origin: Honduras Comsa Royal Reserva Notes: Black Cherry. Strawberry Jam Are you needing more “woke”ness in your routine? Expose the...
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Sample Rations - All 6
$40.00
Want to try samples of our coffee before you Subscribe? This is our most popular option! You will receive 2.5oz whole bean Sample Rations of all...
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Sample Rations - Choose 3
$20.00
Want to try samples of our coffee before you Subscribe? This option gives you the choice of 3 roasts to enjoy. You will receive 2.5oz whole...
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Grind & Roast
Sudden Impact
$18.00
12 oz Organic & Fair Trade
Origin: Seasonal Blend
Notes: Sweet.Smokey.Brazen
Are you Prepared? The flavor profile on this one came out of nowhere, and left a shockwave in its path. This roast brings with it sweet, smokey and brazen notes, and gets you ready for your day, night, or long road ahead. Release your energy on to the world, and don’t give up.
Drink this roast while tracking anomalies in our atmosphere, contemplating safe travel zones, or making a long and arduous journey to high grounds.
*We also recommend drinking our coffee while camping, vacationing with family, or any other non-apocalyptic scenarios.
The Awakening
$18.00
12 oz Organic & Fair Trade
Origin: Honduras Comsa Royal Reserva
Notes: Black Cherry. Strawberry Jam
Are you needing more “woke”ness in your routine? Expose the flavor when you experience the Awakening. Light and bright notes accompanied with a hint of fruit. You’ll be ready to go down the rabbit hole, and come out the other side feeling illuminated.
Enjoy “The Awakening” while scrolling Wikileaks, delving deep into secret societies, or refreshing yourself on political agendas throughout history.
*We also recommend drinking this roast with friends, or while studying any core curriculum academics.
The Bomb
$18.00
12 oz Organic & Fair Trade
The Antidote
$18.00
12 oz Organic & Fair Trade
Origin: Seasonal Blend
Notes: Robust.Chocolate.Caramel
Our darkest roast is the medicine you’ll need to make it through the long night, or ANY day for that matter. A robust profile with no burnt and bitter after taste. This smooth and rich flavored blend will make you feel alive, and keep the zombie at bay. Notes of chocolate and caramel to remind you of the sweet things in life.
Enjoy this bean, while securing your camp perimeter, sharpening your crossbow tips, or reminiscing about the good ol’ days around the breakfast table.
*We also recommend drinking our coffee when you’re tired, thirsty, or in any non-apocalyptic scenarios.
The Invasion
$18.00
12 oz Organic & Fair Trade
Origin: Colombia Tolima
Notes: Rich.Honey.Orange
Get beamed up! A bold enough roast to garner the attention of ANY visitors. This flavor is out of this world! Hints of cherry and chocolate on sun dried Colombian beans will leave your “guests” coming back for more.
Enjoy this coffee while monitoring the Milky Way, assessing gravitational potential energy, or waiting for the mothership to arrive.
*We also recommend drinking our coffee with other humans or in any non-apocalyptic scenarios.
The Uprising
$18.00
12 oz Organic & Fair Trade
Origin: Seasonal Blend
Notes: Bold.Cocoa.Toffee
BLEEP BLOP BLOOP BLOP. Reset your circuits, update your RAM. A blend of beans that will virtually charge your batteries. This bold roast’s core flavors of cocoa and toffee will have you ascending to new levels of simulated (or actual) consciousness.
Enjoy “The Uprising” while preparing for the singularity, piecing together components for your gaming PC, or programming your personal defense droid.
*We also recommend drinking our coffee in nature, in public or in any non-apocalyptic scenarios.
How Many?
How much coffee would you like per week? (12 oz per bag)
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1 bag
About 20 cups of coffee
$15.30 - 10% off
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2 bags
About 40 cups of coffee
$30.60 - 10% off
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3 bags
About 60 cups of coffee
$45.90 - 10% off
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4 bags
About 80 cups of coffee
$61.20 - 10% off