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The Awakening

Apocalypsecoffee

$18.00

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12 oz Organic & Fair Trade

Origin: Honduras Comsa Royal Reserva

Notes: Black Cherry. Strawberry Jam

Are you needing more “woke”ness in your routine? Expose the flavor when you experience the Awakening. Light and bright notes accompanied with a hint of fruit. You’ll be ready to go down the rabbit hole, and come out the other side feeling illuminated.

Enjoy “The Awakening” while scrolling Wikileaks, delving deep into secret societies, or refreshing yourself on political agendas throughout history.

*We also recommend drinking this roast with friends, or while studying any core curriculum academics.

Collections: Craft Roasted Organic Coffee, Subscription

Type: Organic Coffee

I'm really into coffee. Like, really, really into coffee. Pour overs, scales, fancy grinders... I even roast my own sometimes. I was a little worried that no one could make coffee as good as I can, but I just got this coffee as a pour over from the friendly staff and it's great. Definitely getting a dark fruit flavor and a really nice coffee body too. I got myself a sample pack too and I'm looking forward to trying this at home!

08/09/2020

Dan

United States

Outstanding

I take my coffee black, most often via pour over or cold brew, to experience the fullness of its flavors. So I generally search for the highest quality beans from excellent roasters. When I took my first sip of The Awakening, I actually said out loud to my dog, "Oh, that's so good." This coffee is absolutely top-notch. The beans are excellent, the roast is perfect. The flavors are deliciously prominent, clean, no syrup; the individual notes are easily discernible. Delicious! Highly recommend!!

08/04/2020

Joshua S.

United States

Roasted Goodness

Absolutely incredible - from the packaging to the beans and everything in between Apocalypse really delivers. Why would anyone go to Starbucks when you could have The Awakening in your kitchen. Love the product will come back for more soon!!

07/24/2020

Anonymous

United States

LOVE!!!!

I ordered The Awakening for my coffee snob boyfriend and he absolutely LOVED it. Shipping was also super quick. Ordered and delivered within 2 days. Will definitely be buying again!

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Sudden Impact

$18.00

12 oz Organic & Fair Trade

Origin: Seasonal Blend

Notes: Sweet.Smokey.Brazen

Are you Prepared? The flavor profile on this one came out of nowhere, and left a shockwave in its path. This roast brings with it sweet, smokey and brazen notes, and gets you ready for your day, night, or long road ahead. Release your energy on to the world, and don’t give up.

Drink this roast while tracking anomalies in our atmosphere, contemplating safe travel zones, or making a long and arduous journey to high grounds.

*We also recommend drinking our coffee while camping, vacationing with family, or any other non-apocalyptic scenarios.

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The Bomb

$18.00

12 oz Organic & Fair Trade

Origin: Bali Blue moon

Notes: Smooth.Dark Chocolate.Vanilla

Get energized. This coffee boasts a fusion of dark chocolate, and vanilla on a seemingly atomic level. Flavor particles will collide upon ingestion, creating a smooth and exciting sensation for your palate. You’ll be ready to feel that outside air, after a cup of this delectable conception.

Enjoy “The Bomb” while passing time in your underground bunker, sheltering in place, or carefully observing exterior becquerel levels while indoors.

*We also recommend drinking our coffee in most exterior environments, or in any non-apocalyptic scenarios.

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The Awakening

$18.00

12 oz Organic & Fair Trade

Origin: Honduras Comsa Royal Reserva

Notes: Black Cherry. Strawberry Jam

Are you needing more “woke”ness in your routine? Expose the flavor when you experience the Awakening. Light and bright notes accompanied with a hint of fruit. You’ll be ready to go down the rabbit hole, and come out the other side feeling illuminated.

Enjoy “The Awakening” while scrolling Wikileaks, delving deep into secret societies, or refreshing yourself on political agendas throughout history.

*We also recommend drinking this roast with friends, or while studying any core curriculum academics.

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The Invasion

$18.00

12 oz Organic & Fair Trade

Origin: Colombia Tolima

Notes: Rich.Honey.Orange

Get beamed up! A bold enough roast to garner the attention of ANY visitors. This flavor is out of this world! Hints of cherry and chocolate on sun dried Colombian beans will leave your “guests” coming back for more.

Enjoy this coffee while monitoring the Milky Way, assessing gravitational potential energy, or waiting for the mothership to arrive.

*We also recommend drinking our coffee with other humans or in any non-apocalyptic scenarios.

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The Antidote

$18.00

12 oz Organic & Fair Trade

Origin: Seasonal Blend

Notes: Robust.Chocolate.Caramel

Our darkest roast is the medicine you’ll need to make it through the long night, or ANY day for that matter. A robust profile with no burnt and bitter after taste. This smooth and rich flavored blend will make you feel alive, and keep the zombie at bay. Notes of chocolate and caramel to remind you of the sweet things in life.

Enjoy this bean, while securing your camp perimeter, sharpening your crossbow tips, or reminiscing about the good ol’ days around the breakfast table.

*We also recommend drinking our coffee when you’re tired, thirsty, or in any non-apocalyptic scenarios.

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The Uprising

$18.00

12 oz Organic & Fair Trade

Origin: Seasonal Blend

Notes: Bold.Cocoa.Toffee

BLEEP BLOP BLOOP BLOP. Reset your circuits, update your RAM. A blend of beans that will virtually charge your batteries. This bold roast’s core flavors of cocoa and toffee will have you ascending to new levels of simulated (or actual) consciousness.

Enjoy “The Uprising” while preparing for the singularity, piecing together components for your gaming PC, or programming your personal defense droid.

*We also recommend drinking our coffee in nature, in public or in any non-apocalyptic scenarios.

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The Awakening

12 oz Organic & Fair Trade

Origin: Honduras Comsa Royal Reserva

Notes: Black Cherry. Strawberry Jam

Are you needing more “woke”ness in your routine? Expose the flavor when you experience the Awakening. Light and bright notes accompanied with a hint of fruit. You’ll be ready to go down the rabbit hole, and come out the other side feeling illuminated.

Enjoy “The Awakening” while scrolling Wikileaks, delving deep into secret societies, or refreshing yourself on political agendas throughout history.

*We also recommend drinking this roast with friends, or while studying any core curriculum academics.

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