Apocalypse Globe Magnet

Sudden Impact

$18.00

12 oz  Organic & Fair Trade

Origin: Seasonal Blend

Notes: Sweet.Smokey.Brazen

The Awakening

$18.00

12 oz Organic & Fair Trade

Origin: Honduras Comsa Royal Reserva

Are you needing more “woke”ness in your routine? Expose the flavor when you experience the Awakening. Light and bright notes accompanied with a hint of fruit. You’ll be ready to go down the rabbit hole, and come out the other side feeling illuminated.  

Enjoy “The Awakening” while scrolling Wikileaks, delving deep into secret societies, or refreshing yourself on political agendas throughout history.

*We also recommend drinking this roast with friends, or while studying any core curriculum academics.

The Bomb

$18.00

12 oz Organic & Fair Trade

The Antidote

$18.00

12 oz Organic & Fair Trade

Our darkest roast is the medicine you’ll need to make it through the long night, or ANY day for that matter. A robust profile with no burnt and bitter after taste. This smooth and rich flavored blend will make you feel alive, and keep the zombie at bay. Notes of chocolate and caramel to remind you of the sweet things in life.

Enjoy this bean, while securing your camp perimeter, sharpening your crossbow tips, or reminiscing about the good ol’ days around the breakfast table.

*We also recommend drinking our coffee when you’re tired, thirsty, or in any non-apocalyptic scenarios. 

The Invasion

$18.00

12 oz Organic & Fair Trade

Get beamed up! A bold enough roast to garner the attention of ANY visitors. This flavor is out of this world! Hints of cherry and chocolate on sun dried Colombian beans will leave your “guests” coming back for more. 

Enjoy this coffee while monitoring the Milky Way, assessing gravitational potential energy, or waiting for the mothership to arrive. 

*We also recommend drinking our coffee with other humans or in any non-apocalyptic scenarios. 

The Uprising

$18.00

12 oz Organic & Fair Trade

Origin: Seasonal Blend

BLEEP BLOP BLOOP BLOP. Reset your circuits, update your RAM. A blend of beans that will virtually charge your batteries. This bold roast’s core flavors of cocoa and toffee will have you ascending to new levels of simulated (or actual) consciousness.

Enjoy “The Uprising” while preparing for the singularity, piecing together components for your gaming PC, or programming your personal defense droid.

*We also recommend drinking our coffee in nature, in public or in any non-apocalyptic scenarios. 

Roaster's Choice

$18.00

12 oz Organic & Fair Trade

Having a hard time deciding which roast to subscribe to?  Let us make the decision for you.  We'll have our Roaster make the choice so you don't have to!